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Okay, so maybe we’re not the best poets in the world, but at least we have our priorities straight. Some people put a lot of focus on Valentine’s Day. They see it as the one day of the year when all their romantic hopes and aspirations will come to fruition.
Maybe your estranged partner will get back in touch with a declaration of undying love. Perhaps your other half will surprise you with a present that you’ve wanted for the past decade. Or maybe you’ll receive heartfelt cards from several secret admirers.
But all of those fairy tale scenarios depend on other people. If you want our advice, you should make sure you have the best Valentine’s Day you can by making your own plans. And what could be better than ordering your favourite takeaway, putting your feet up and celebrating with some themed slots?
Full disclosure. This slot might not be to everyone’s tastes. But having said that, a lot of people’s Valentine’s Day is centred around skipping over the smushy stuff and getting straight to business. If that’s your style, maybe you should step inside the slightly sleazy world of Dr. Lovemore.
This man is surely not meeting the ethical standards of being a medical practitioner, but what he is dishing out is plenty of laughs. And, as they say, sometimes laughter is the best medicine.
Set in a surgery decorated generously with love hearts, the reels in this Playtech slot are full of symbols designed to get your pulse racing. Bouquets, perfume, male and female signs, Champagne and even underwear and condoms. Crass, yes. But at least the doctor plans on playing it safe.
The video slot has 5 reels and 20 paylines and a straightforward mechanism, which means even if you’re blinded by love (or lust), you should find it easy to play. There are also free spins and bonus rounds to be triggered, which could lead you to a juicy payday if you don’t succumb to the doctor’s charms first.
The Candy Gang
CR Games know that the way to every sane man or woman’s heart this Valentine’s Day is through their stomach. That’s why they’re offering up a host of delicacies in The Candy Gang.
Dive into this super sweet world and find reels filled with fancies. From toffees wrapped in shiny paper and heart-shaped boiled sweets to squishy marshmallows and tempting ice cream sundaes, this is heaven for anyone with a sweet tooth. Better yet, this indulgence might just lead you to gain pounds in your bank account and not on your hips.
And this game isn’t all sugar and spice, it’s also a solid medium variance game. It’s got a 94% return-to-player rate, along with 5 reels and 10 paylines. While your spinning those reels, watch out for the golden ice cream sundae, because that’s the highest value symbol in the game.
If you don’t have a squeeze to spend Valentine’s Day with, why not take this Golden Goddess out for a date tomorrow?
Augmented by fantastic 3D graphics, animations and soundtrack, this fantasy land will captivate you as soon as you start playing. Alongside regular card symbols ranging from Ace down to 10, you’ll spot pink and brown steeds, white ducks, the Golden Goddess and her Prince on the reels.
There are 5 reels in this game, plus you can choose to play 10 or 40 paylines, depending on how far your Valentine’s budget stretches this year and just how much you want to woo that Golden Goddess.
Designed by IGT, this easy-to-play game has a spellbinding feature that can make you earn big bucks in an instant. Trigger Super Stacks when you get three of the same symbols in a vertical line and get ready for an impressive payday.
Want to know one of the best things about this game? There’s an incredible 98% return-to-player rate, making it worth anyone’s while to spin the reels.
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